Hire a real plumber.
I'm dead serious, hire a real plumber. Hire an actual, serious, not stealing copper pipes from Home Depot plumber.
Hire a real plumber so you don't have to carry a toilet to the curb at midnight because the pipe exploded because your "plumber" didn't do his job and now the floor is drenched and there's a lot of yuck in the carpet.
Hire a real plumber.
Thanks, buddies.
Oh and happy belated to Toasty I guess.