Odd things you say during gaming.

Subject: Odd things you say during gaming. Fri May 28, 2010 7:03 pm

Well, I am sure we have all said some funny, awkward or just plain WTF moments. Despite the young people here. I am probably gonna break a rule or two here.

"Down your pants, up your ass and in your FACE!" In an austrailian irish british ascent.

"Candy asses! Stick that were the sun don't shine!"

"Art though shall lob the holy hand grenade....Lobbing thy hand grenade BEGONE TO THY HELL!!!!" Playing the wii call of duty again spoken like a british.

"The first explosion was the mashed potatoes!...the other 15 was the gravy....."

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Fri May 28, 2010 9:46 pm

Ok So I Was Playing RE5 When It Wasn't Completely Retarded And I Was In A Game With Sexist Bitch So Here Are Some Of The Things He Said.

"Sheva!!! Get Your Bitch Ass Over Here And Make Me A Samich!!!!"

"Sheva You Worthless Bitch!!! Get Out Of The Way When I'm Firing My Dick!!! You Don't Need To Get Pregnant!!!" (He Had Gatling Gun And FF Was On)

"Sheva If You Don't Get Over Here And Save My I Will Rape You In The Ear With My Foot!!!"

(The Kid Was Like A 6 Year Old And Was Out Of First Aid So I Didn't Heal Him The Entire Game. He Got So Pissed It Wasn't Even Funny. He Said Many A More Things But That is Enough For Now. There Was Also This Guy On WaW When That Was Cool. I Was Playing Dome And I Was On The Nazi Side (( :(cry): )) And He Was A REAL Nazi. Here is A Couple Of Things He Said.)

"FOR THE FUROR!!!!"

"YOU SOVIET TRASH!!!"

"DIE YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS JEW!!!"

He Teabaged Every One He Killed. Surprisingly he went 2 and 10. I Hate Noobs.

I've got plenty more story's but that can be save for a later post.

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Fri May 28, 2010 11:44 pm

"You mother sucking son of a bitch!"

"You have balls!"

"Go make like a banana and shit!"

"Go count your dick!"

Those are the... lesser things that I say when I'm mad at the game. And yeah... I got some of those from Tourette's guy.

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Sat May 29, 2010 2:18 pm

My brother should remember this from Left 4 Dead 2 Dark Carnival right at the safe house door.

Said super fast. "nonononononononononononononono." Pause then. "...shit"

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Sat May 29, 2010 2:21 pm

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Sat May 29, 2010 2:45 pm

Oh yeah... it was hilarious seeing him being torn apart by a witch that was in front of the safe house door. Completely unavoidable and he runs into her. We killed her, but boy was that funny.

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Sat May 29, 2010 6:31 pm

Ugh, I knew she was somewhere. Could not see her. I gun it to the safe room. I get stuck in the door. Looked down. There she was..I switch from my melee to my M16...but no..she had already got up. So I could not make her really cry by shooting her in the face. I was looking at her feet and then there I was....on the ground watching her tear me apart...and me shooting her WITH A BLOODY PISTOL!!!! That was the first time the bitch gave me something to cry about. My brother laughed...I cried....

That director was so cruel to me. T_____T

Also, when I got a Malatov Cocktail. I will throw it at a witch and scream. "Fire is coming...TIME TO BURN THE BItch AND GIVE HER SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!!!!"

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Sun May 30, 2010 3:15 am

Well I don't have to worry about that because my pc cant run the games and I'm to lazy to get the xbox versions. my bro would probably hog it anyway.

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:15 pm

"I am so fucking BONED HERE!" Said when I know I lost or dead.

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:44 am

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Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:12 am

"Die when I shoot you you fagot!" when I get hit markers when I hit them and they do not die and they wind up killing me.

"God damn hit markers!" also when I get hit markers but I do not die immediately in this instance.

"Tango down." I say this whenever I kill something on Oblivion with the bow.

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:32 pm

Rildok wrote:: "Die when I shoot you you fagot!" when I get hit markers when I hit them and they do not die and they wind up killing me.

"God damn hit markers!" also when I get hit markers but I do not die immediately in this instance.

I remember those from the 4rth. lol Funny shit.

"Jacked!" When I steal something or get a extra life or upgrade to something. I blame a kets player for that.

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:45 am

"Oh my God you whore!" when somebody kills me when I'm on a kill streak.

"AC130 bitches!" when I get my AC130 kill streak.

"Oh! Eat it bitches!" when I get the match winning kill.

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:41 am

I dont like the AC130 because its only there for like 30 seconds and the guns take to long to reload. Chopper gunner.

Oh ya.

"Fucking Shit Marker!!!" I get a "Shit" marker.

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:37 am

"How the hell do you cut someone with an ultrasound machine!?"

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:59 pm

I don't pay attention to what I say when I play games. So I recorded myself while I played online in Mario Kart Wii. On Rainbow Road.

... The whole thing was a long stream of curses. The entire race, from literally the start, I just swore and swore. Don't know how I kept it up for so long.

(First corner of every lap) : "Aahhfuckfuckfuckfuck-FUCKINGCORNERS!"
(Near end of first lap, blue shell warning scaring the crap outta me) :"Shit! Blue shell! Get the fuck away from me! Shitshitshi- Oh fucking hell how did I get knocked off?!"
(Knocking off TF2's Sniper, while holding a Bob-omb) : "I'm gonna blow you and your cart all over four counties!"

... And so on. Thank god it's incompatible with WiiSpeak.

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:12 am

This should be called "Stories of gaming."

Regaurdless, Just a ew minutes from this post I got my first Game Over in Other M. *thumbs up* Anyways, I was going up the elevator shaft it looked like and made it to the top. Okay, saw something that could be blown up with normal missiles. Sweet. Blew it up and a cutscene activated. Epic game with awesome everything. Well, a platform fell abit. Errr...and then it shown a scoripon type monster I faced earlier and that was a near death experience to me. So, when it showed I was like. "Oh, fucking shmitzel..." and I saw the same thing across me that I could blow up and I did not remembering the platform above me... I just wanted to kill the beastie with a falling platform. I shot and I killed the fucker, but killed Samus at the same time. Talk about an epic fail. It was pretty funny hearing the monster die and all. *Goes back to playing the game after finishing homework*

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:53 pm

So I sit down to speed run Super Metroid and me being the hard ass I am,Think i can get through the game in 50 mins without no mistakes.........*Buzzer Sound* WRONG!!!

I Actually said this when i was playing:
Michael:Damn it!! SAMUS! I WILL FEED YOU TO THE DAMNED TENTACLE MONSTER IF YOU DON'T OBEY ME!!!!!!

My friend christina was in the room watching me play at the time:
Christina:There shall be No Tentacle's in my house!
Michael:..........Tentacle Rape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:40 pm

"Chris! You've turned into a woman!"
"This is strangely arousing."
Said in a Wesker impression when me and a random online player played coop in Resident Evil 5 and fought Wesker, who was going after Sheva the whole time.

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:58 am

I sing a song about biscuits and gravy sometimes.

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:07 pm

Playing Call of Duty Mordern Warfare 1 on the wii.
Me: This is not the end. Say hello to my little friend!
Gunshot sounds and I die.
Me: Did you have to put so much down my throat that busting my nuts was not enough?!

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:40 pm

A friend of mine and I were playing The Suffering 2 a while back and we were making fun of it the entire time. We were up against these demons called Gorgers, because they fed on the corpses of other demons and people to survive, and we had every weapon you could get in the game. We saw it and he said to me, "Oh, no! It's... It's... It's..."*shotgun fire*"Dead."

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Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:33 pm

Atlus, Capcom, Nintendo and Retro Studios. They are all video game companies.

I recently beat Sonic and the Secret Rings and got excited when I beat Alf Laya Wa Laya. Does that count?

Subject: Re: Odd things you say during gaming. Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:55 pm

"Fuck my life!" - said when something goes wrong.

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