A Cup of Tea (something like that)

Xanny went depressed: they all were talking about their illegal belongings in front of him, and didn't seem to care at all. "Other eleven coffee, please!", he said

"I wonder if I could bribe the federation. It's not as if anybody else has it. As far as almost anybody outside of this room knows, the Metroids are gone, and it's less possible than impossible to bring them back." Shasta thought for a second. "I imagine that's why they made so much fuss about the X. If they had released information about the X, I'm sure that somebody would have had some bright idea, large star or genetic code they could have used. The federation is like a broken clock. They're only right a small fraction of the time."

"Oh, come on, it's not as if I'm actually going to give the code to the federation!"

"If you do, I'm going to have to blow up something else important." Samus said lightly. For some reason, when she needed to finish her job and was out of options, she did something that ended up with a planet, station, or something else important blown up. So far she had destroyed Zebes, Phaaze, and SR388.

((Don't forget Dark Aether and the Ceres Station!))

"I'm not important!" Agent I-82B added

((Dark Aether, Starwarstard))

"Well, I'm not going to rip them off. I'm just going to give them the code of a Zoomer!"

"I love blowing stuff up! Though, if it was too important I wouldn't do it. And isn't giving them the wrong genetic code and getting paid at a high price be an act of piracey?" he says.

((Oh dear I completely forgot about Dark Aether. But I was just talking planets.))
"Ah, I don't think that they'd be THAT pissed at them. Besides, I'm planning to blackmail them anyway until they take this stupid bounty off my head. Kind of annoying."

"Well, yeah if you're already in trouble with the law, blackmail's not really going to hurt you. What are you going to blackmail them with?"

The Fallen Angel fell asleep again.

"Why the hell can't I have any worthy adversaries?"

"Oh nothing really, just some info I managed to hack. If that doesn't work, I can bribe them. They've become quite corrupted nowadays." She stated, leaning back in her chair.

"It's a fine line between threats and bribes. You can bribe somebody with their life, and threaten not to give money. Really, it's nothing more than a 'transaction'"

"Well then transaction ftw." Samus said. "I wish that there was some tropical island planet resort place. I could so use a vacation right now."

"Same. So much code..." Shasta was now on his fourth cup of Coffee. "Y-y-you sure you d-don't l-l-lik-k-ke coffee?" Se said sarcastically, pointing out the current effects.

((I'm learning Python IRL. So much pain...))

((Muhahaha))
"Bah. I hate the taste of coffee. And you do NOT want to see me on a sugar or caffeine rush. It's like I just finished a bottle of anti-depressants. Not a pretty sight." That was true enough; she had tried coffee in her ship once. She was lucky that no other human saw her, or her image would be ruined. "Onto the next subject."

"How 'bout them Mudk-" A ninja promptly came and kicked Shasta's face into the table for talking wrong, then left. "-kars! How 'bout them Mudkarz?"

"What on Earth are you talking about Shasta? Wait, never mind, I won't even bother. If you want another subject, how about we talk about... things we like to do." he suggests.

"I like not being kicked by ninjas!"

"I like blowing stuff up." he adds.

"I second the comment about blowing stuff up"

"I'm a pyro, so I obviously love fire. Hence the reason why I use fire based weaponry." he says.

"I make my own weaponry. Pansy. I gather up a ton of flammable stuff, then launch it into places, and stuff dies! "

Samus, instead of paying attention to Shasta and Hirato, was busy thinking of something she did in her free time. "Just what DO I do?" She murmured aloud.

"OR, I don't light it, but drop it on a planet and let in burn up in the atmosphere for the citizens to enjoy. Or cower at. Either way."

"How am I supposed to know what you do? It's not like I know you personally at all." Hiraito says answering her question... somewhat.

"Let's see. I kill Space Pirates, do bounties, read scans I made, watch a movie occasionally.. and I kill Space Pirates. That's pretty much my life. Oh, and I explore old planets I was on that I was too busy thinking about saving the galaxy to bother looking around really."

"She also flicksXantospoc bugs!"