A Cup of Tea (something like that)

Samus grins. "Oh yea, that and anyone else who tries to capture me for this stupid bounty. The Federation makes it seem like I'm some BIG criminal. I didn't kill anyone, everyone was dead when I got there. All i did was blow up some station and all their Metroid Cloning research and WHAM!! They just stick a bounty on MY head! Who they call the 'greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy'. I wonder if i would get paid if I handed in my own bounty. Then escape of course."

"I'm not sure if it would work out that way. But I'd help bust you out if you do somehow get locked up. Not that it's gonna happen, I'm just saying." he says.

"I'll give you an extra 2% of the bounty to see that happen. Not like they'll be paying you when you're locked up, though."

"I just work for the Federation! Write reports, make diplomatic missions, occasionally I get bounties. Unfortunately, I gained quite a bad fame in the process... when I have time, I also have my monthly shower... Must get out of my suit sometimes... unfortunately!", Agent I-82B said

"Monthly shower. You don't hear those two words come together very often."

"Look, i don't care if your suit is some magical device that keeps you clean. That's just wrong. One shower, per MONTH? You're insane Xanny!" Samus exclaimed, disgusted by the fact that he only took one shower per month.

"Seriously, I've showered TWICE today. How do you not feel literally unclean?"

"A dirty coscience, most likely", Xanny replied.

"I assume he never showers, either? Except he doesn't have a suit to wipe you with a dry towel every couple days."

"I shower twice a day, once in the morning and one at night. But damn, once a month is rather extreme." he says.

"It's hard to think about... I wouldn't do that in a million years."

"My suit is prijected for long term mission. I don't waste my time!"

"How long are these long term missions?" he asked.

"About one/three monthl, through the suit is projected to work for a full year without Maintenance!", Xanny said moving his tentacles

Shasta looked at his coffee. "Anybody want my coffee? I'm not thirsty anymore..."

"You know... I think I'm done with mine as well." says Hiraito now looking down at his mug of half-finished coffee.

"That's pretty sick, Xanny. Let's never speak of this again. UNDER PENALTY OF TORTURE!"

Everybody in the coffee shop stared.

"I have the authority to say that, right?"

"Fine! I too despise to talk about it when people stare at me in a funny way...!", Xanny said

"Well now that we're done talking about clenlyness, what else should we talk about?" says Hiraito trying to stir up more conversation.

"Modus Operandi of our way to complete mission?", Xanny asked

"Modus who now?"

"It's latin, a very dead language. It roughly means 'way of working'", Xanny said

"I know Latin! I went to medical school ((Long story... Shasta was a medic in a different RP, and I like to think they're connected))!" Shasta shook his head. "I didn't hear your entire sentence... It sounded like a name... But what mission are we talking about? There's your mission to catch Samus, my mission to embarrass you, Samus' mission to save the federation's ass constantly, Thoth's joke mission to kill you... The list goes on."

" Your mission to embarass who?"

"You, apparently." Samus said, chuckling. "I didn't know you HAD a mission to embarrass him. Can I join you, thus dumping my mission of saving the federation's ungrateful hide. Its only a matter of time before something else that threatens the galaxy comes along and they run back to me screaming 'HELP US!'"