random room

"WHEEEEE!!" Espera yelled, having fun riding on this Alien he was riding while using a motor sword like a complete badass. he reached out with one arm and clenched his fist. a blade of phazon blue energy shot out seven feet and he began slashing and making waves of phazon that grew then shrank and killed lines of Aliens.

"How many of these things are there?" Talon asked, then got impaled through the chest by one of their tails, the xenomorph lifting her up with the tail to throw her off. She stopped it with a bullet to the face, cutting the tail tip off with her blade and throwing it at another xenomorph, embedding it in its head as she pulled herself off the tail.

"SSWWEEEHEEET!!!" Espera shouted, having the time of his life. he grabbed a canister off of the overall part of his army overalls that weren't actually pants, but a belt that went over his shoulders too. he threw the steel canister into a tight cluster of Aliens, and it exploded on impact, killing quite a few Aliens in one shot.

Talon fired several shots into the face of a xenomorph that tried to facebite her, punching it into several other xenomorphs, the impact killing them instantly as she grabbed one by the throat and ripped it, pulling her hand back to minimize the acid damage to it.

Espera rode by on his motor powered xenobike and vaporized the blood with his phazon blade thing while saying "You're welcome! Don't ask me how many there are though!" and then zooming by. Gene rocketed by on his super propeller powered xenoboat and said "Kick ass!" before during and after the rocket that was him on his greased xenoboat went by. he was in fact saying it while passing, and he said it only once.

((I'm leaving for a little while, I'll be back sometime tonight, don't worry.))

Talon conjured a motorcycle made of pure fire, with fire blades protruding from it as she drove it through several xenomorphs, incinerating them quickly as she slashed other ones with her wrist blades, cutting them to pieces.

(She's the only character this actually makes some logical sense to be able to do this...)

Espera crashed into Vance's bike of flames and flipped over it, but caught himself and his ride with his tentacles, he stuck some into the ground to support them, and righted himself and continued riding and being badass while killing Aliens. "THIS IS SO AWESOME!!" He yells, his other arm in the air in a "Horns of rock" sign.

Talon started playing a random song on her flaming motorcycle's flaming music player, a song by the metal band "Death," which happened to be Left to Die. She grinned as she killed xenomorphs to the song, slashing random xenomorphs with her wrist blades and running over other ones, jumping in the air with it, grabbing her motorcycle in midair, and smashing an alien with it before continuing riding it.

Espera began killing to the tune too, slashing Aliens with his xenobike on hard notes, and just making them explode for absolutely no reason on soft ones. Atma was confused, having never heard music before, but he went along with the group music based kill streak.

Talon made flaming chainsaws appear from her flaming motorcycle, slashing and burning xenos as she drove past them, with a xenomorph jumping onto her back and clawing at her. She just leaned back, burning the alien due to the seat being made of pure fire.

Espera lifted his blade, stopping his xenobike in mid xenoslash. "What the hell was that?" he asks, confused. "I think she just burned a xenomorph to death with her seat cushion." Gene answers. "Oh, I thought she killed it with her hair. that would have been weird." Espera says.

"Now I want to try that," Talon said, switching the song to "The Invisible Guests" by King Diamond randomly after the other song was over, destroying three xenos with her wrist energy whips, shooting other ones as others were cut apart by her firesaws, trying to find the queen and kill it.

"Which part dear? You need to be more specific." the Brit monkey asks, walking back in from his home dimension...Of Hell. "He speaks for all of us." Espera says, and Gene, Atma, and another Gene nod.

"The hair part," Talon said, making her flaming motorcycle jump toward the alien queen, firing several fire-charged bullets at it. Another xenomorph jumped at her, and she charged fire into her hair, setting her head on fire as she somehow hit it with her flaming hair, burning it horribly before extinguishing the hair-fire.

"Wow...that was horrifying, yet strangely sexy." Espera says, not knowing what he may get into. megaman Zero walks into the room, slaying xenomorphs as he walks. Zero says "Man these things are evil! They won't leave me alone!" and continues killing them.

"Was it the hair part or the part where a naked female demon on a motorcycle did it?" Talon asked, firing more shots at the alien queen.

"I don't know." Espera answers, "Possibly both." he finishes. "Oh, I don't want to be present to another one of these." Zero says, and tries to walk out, but finds that there were xenomorphs blocking his path. "Oh you are so dead." he says, then begins killing them. they don't fight back, but more replace them as they die, never letting the numbers deplete.

Talon jumped with her flaming chainsaw motorcycle at the alien queen, trying to drive straight through its head and stop the xenos from spawning, firing at any xenos that tried to stop her.

and a group of xenomorphs formed a shield around their queen, blocking the motorcycle from killing her, though it did break through her womb, lodging anything on the motorbike inside until they could break free. ((Xenomorph is another language. it means weird (xeno) form (morph), so you're saying weirds every time you say xenos. it's a little odd.))

(I'm using a term I think I heard from one of the AVP games, used by the Marines.)
Talon wondered how the hell she ended up inside the womb, and immediately started to slash at it with her wrist blades, charging fire through them.

"GET OUT OF THERE QUICK! IF YOU STAY TOO LONG YOU COULD TURN INTO AN ALIEN SPAWN!" Espera shouts, trying to be heard through the thick walls of the queen Alien's womb.
((I'm going to go to bed after I watch one more thirty minute cartoon, and during that time I'm going to be gone, so don't worry about checking for a while. I'll be back on tomorrow, don't worry. see you.))

Talon slashed at the womb frantically, summoning a huge burst of flame to try to incinerate the womb from the inside, slashing at the womb with her demonic katanas.

the womb was being hurt heavily, having a large hole form inside it leading to the outside world.

Talon exited through the hole, summoning a ball of fire into her hand and throwing it back into the womb, causing the explosive ball of flame to well...explode inside it. She summoned her flaming motorcycle again, firing shots at random xenomorphs.

the xenomorph queen exploded, sending extremely acidic blood and guts all around the room. the room, needless to say, got burned and eaten at by the acid.