I Hate To Be against Samus Aran (post-Fusion)

"Like with the whole 'let's clone Metroids behind Samus' back so she can get really pissed off when she finds out' or, 'let's get the X and see what we can learn from it even though it almost killed one of our greatest allies, Samus Aran'. Yea, they sure can screw up."

Agent I-82B nodded: "I know what the Federation is doing is not nice, yet I cannot stand against them!"

"But there are a few uncorrupt parts of the federation... like..." Thoth looked around the room. "Uhhh...."

"You know... Good people. In the federation... They... they exist. I think. Like... like... there are, I just can;t think of any part of the federation that's not corrupt. Like the language dep- wait, no I hate them, too... uhhh..."

"I suspect you mean I'm not that good!", Xanny joked.

"OH, there's Xanny." Thoth made a coughing noise. "He counts as a branch, right?"

"Touche!", Xanny replied leaning his head back

"The Xanny branch." Samus said aloud. "Sounds weird."

"Xanny branch. There should be a petition for that, just to see what would happen. They would flip out if Samus signed it, though."

"Or hit the roof. Though I would like to see their faces." Samus said grinning.

Xanny: "I too !"

"Hear that? Xanny's also waving a sign around."

"How interesting." Samus mused.

"Indeed." Thoth paused for a few seconds. "We should start referring to him as a specimen."

"It would explain my asexuality!", Xanny said with a chuckle

"Quiet, specimen, we don't want to hear about you mating with yourself."

Agent I-82B shook his head: "No, no this way. I just feel no sexual attraction toward anybody!"

"Except yourself,"

((Poor Xanny, eh? xD))

"Neither!"

"That's nice."

"Yup! It's quite odd, this is the reason they allowed me to use tentacles: I would not think of them for a .... second use! For example, while I would say Samus is good-looking, I get no reson to ogle her", Xanny explained.

"Hope you don't get angry, Miss Aran", Agent I-82B said

Samus, in the meantime, was merely cracking her knuckles, with the I'm-going-to-beat-the-crap-out-of-you-now expression. Adam (her trusty AI) however, knew what was coming and tried to turn Samus away from it. "Lady, you shouldn't do that." His metallic voice echoed though the ship. Samus ignored him and began to step closer and closer to Xanny.

((If you've ever watching anime and there's the angry vein symbol thingy, Samus would have it right about now.))

Xanny noticed this and started slowly backing away (with all his chair!). "Miss Aran , please... we can resolve this diplomatically C'mon, you have dislocated my shoulder about two minutes ago... and why are you angry at me!? I see no reason... please, I'm sorry, seriously, whatever I did !!"